Signs of the Times

A guilty pleasure of driving the byways of this good ole U.S.A. is the collection of church signs along the way. The effect of these signs is seldom that which the church committee intended, or at least it isn't to this sarcastic motorist. I am always on the lookout for new lows in American religiosity. Despite the glut of this kind of outreach, and its apparent ineffectiveness, there are businesses that cater to this compulsion among American churches. One of the good things about their site is that it allows potential customers to design their signs online. One of the unintended consequences is that it also allows some to play around a bit, to-wit:
























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h/t to Milton.